tissue

Everyone masturbates
or at least, they should be,
but I wonder what the great
historians used to do; no porn
to quickly lookup on the internet.

I bet George Washington and
Eleanor Roosevelt masturbated
like a mother fucker.

For the modern man or lady;
my only piece of advice
is
not
to use Vicks tissues
to
clean up:

THAT SHIT STINGS!

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jonathandeanrichie

Recently moved back to the States after living 16 months in Vietnam. I write to remove the thoughts trapped in the cobwebs of my psyche before the spider envelopes me whole.

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