2 day hangover and 2 week blackeye

I call it the
2 for 1 special:
Concussion AND
Blackeye;
wait, I meant the
3 for 1 special.
I forgot about the
vomiting;
no, sorry, I mean
the 4 for 1 special.
I almost didn’t mention
the headache;
oh snap! what I mean
to say is that it was
a
5 for 1 special:
because those
pants and boxer briefs
had to be burned;
I guess that makes it
a 6 for 1 special.

Anyways, what I’m
trying to say is
that I got a great
deal that night…the
night I partied at
Chuck E. Cheese.

Weird, since I don’t
have any kids.

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jonathandeanrichie

Recently moved back to the States after living 16 months in Vietnam. I write to remove the thoughts trapped in the cobwebs of my psyche before the spider envelopes me whole.

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