free range anti-biotic pro-biotic organic living

I’m
pro-oxidant;
I’m
pro-processing;
I’m
pro-saturation;
I’m
pro-carcinogenic;
I’m
pro-fructose;
I’m
pro-fermentation;
I’m
pro-mass production;
I’m
pro-gluten;
I’m
pro-do whatever the fuck you want and eat whatever the fuck you want
as
long you’re free ranging
while
providing
her
with
your anti-biotics and pre-biotics and pro-biotics.

Oops.
You created a living organic thing;
should’ve asked for the plastic bags.

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jonathandeanrichie

Currently living in Vietnam, teaching English, fixing the world's problems.

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