Lunch with two white girls (actually, one is half Chinese)

here i am again sitting with these two,
while they go on and on and on and on
(i’m pretty sure humans need to breath)
about their new house and the upcoming
vacation where one of them needed a
tetanus shot for some odd reason
(California is NOT that dirty);
oh, perhaps it has something to do with
not getting lockjaw (heaven forbid no talking…)

their dogs also shit and piss everywhere
(no, I will not dogsit those fuckers).

what’s curious or maybe not so curious
is why i’m never asked to help pack
or unpack a house; one reason might
be that i can only commit to moving

as providence will have it, i’m certain i’ll
need the use of one of those new
murphy beds (a la Murphy’s law)
as i once again finish the bottle
with my car parked in a Tow Away Zone.

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Recently moved back to the States after living 16 months in Vietnam. I write to remove the thoughts trapped in the cobwebs of my psyche before the spider envelopes me whole.

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