there are those ducks again
waddling around the front yard
looking for snacks from the kids
that ride by on their bikes returning
home from a long day in school.
these Florida ducks are amongst
the ugliest you’ll ever see on the
planet; warted, disfigured, and
seemingly can’t get its colors together.
these chunky bastards taught me
a valuable lesson though, which
is often heard, but rarely followed:
don’t judge a book by its cover,
because these fuckers tasted
sorry, I had to eat eventually.