i’ve ventured to every country
on this planet; tried every
edible food; devoured
every culture’s best fare.

i have an
insatiable desire for
delicious sustenance;
i can’t seem to satisfy
my desire for mouthwatering

my palate is so fucking intense
that the entire world is my oyster:
I’ll eat it all raw and have yet
to experience pussy poisoning.


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Currently living in Vietnam, teaching English, fixing the world's problems.

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