bottomless root beer

the root beer spills onto
the table; we’re eating at a
mediocre restaurant, so i
soak up the overflow with
some napkins and squeeze
the root beer back into my cup;
i mean, fuck, i’m thirsty.

i’m not sure why the waitress
and entire staff are laughing at me.

they approached me and said
the root beer was bottomless
and i thought, what do strippers
have to do with this fucking
root beer?

so, like my favorite strippers,
i tipped them $0.25; that’ll
teach them to use inappropriate
language at a restaurant.

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