burner phone purchased;
Uber app downloaded
(I received a referral code from
a friend–my other burner phone–
and now I receive $15 off!);
Pick-up: Double Down Bar
Drop-off: Fancy ass fucking house
it’s 1:00 a.m. and the oaks cover
the brick layered streets increasing
the darkness to minimal visibility.
Uber driver paid.
i exit the BMW, put on my burglar mask
and begin my walk up and
entry into this fancy fucking house.
one gentleman walks past me
and says “hello, sir”; i replied with
“Hi, George” (that’s what his nametag said);
white privilege goes a long way.
Two hours later, Uber is summoned
to this fancy fucking house and i’m dropped
off at the Double Down Bar:
time for another drink after another
successful night of burgling.