untitled rhyme poem 9,202

i’m entirely battle tested
despite being rested
bed bug infested,
i protested
the projected
in favor of the
invested and the folks
who’ve been bested
by the people who should’ve
been arrested
(and eventually molested).

You guessed it.

you texted,
then sexted,
your beautifulness, i digested
and now fully erected,
i can hardly breath;
fully congested
and highly crested.

i consider myself the luckiest guy
that i was elected
to inject
into the most protected
and perfected
of Queens.
i’m in favor of going
fully undetected…
only, of course, if you said it;
but that pussy…
you know i wrecked it!

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