i fell asleep with high hopes and aspirations
that i would inspire my tens of followers
by doing some charity work when i woke up.
but instead, the alarm sounded off and i
went back to sleep;
someone else can go feed those fuckers,
pick up that trash,
clean those animals,
clothe those unbathed humans,
mentor those bad ass kids,
plant those trees,
and if i was qualified,
provide dental and health check-ups.
these sound like really good ideas;
i hope you all go do them today or tomorrow.
what?! it’s called delegating. someone needs to stay
here and tend to the booze and drugs. stop being selfish.