charity work

i fell asleep with high hopes and aspirations
that i would inspire my tens of followers
by doing some charity work when i woke up.

but instead, the alarm sounded off and i
went back to sleep;
someone else can go feed those fuckers,
pick up that trash,
clean those animals,
clothe those unbathed humans,
mentor those bad ass kids,
plant those trees,
and if i was qualified,
provide dental and health check-ups.

these sound like really good ideas;
i hope you all go do them today or tomorrow.
what?! it’s called delegating. someone needs to stay
here and tend to the booze and drugs. stop being selfish.

Published by

jonathandeanrichie

Currently living in Vietnam, teaching English, fixing the world's problems.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s