intentional degenerate status

i’m striving for degenerate status;
beer before noon;
shots at one;
drugs at two;
gambling? yes, please;
strippers at three;
(stripper buffet at 4:00…duh.)
hookers at five;
cheating on my wife at six;
spreading diseases at seven;
more drugs at eight;
stealing at 8:30;
vomiting at nine;
hookers at ten;
shots, shots, shots;
thievery at eleven;
more strippers;
more hookers;
more drugs;
more drink;
more prayer;
more tithing;
fuck it; i’ll achieve that status one day.

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Currently living in Vietnam, teaching English, fixing the world's problems.

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